Diary of Dusty or Dusty's diary

Dear Diary,

I am so busted. This morning when I get up to read the paper guess what I see, a big trail of color in the water leading strait to my boat. I couldn’t believe what I saw. How did the waste become that color? At the time I had no idea. Then about 20 minutes later the police kick down my door and arrest me. They weren’t very polite when they shoved me in the police car. On the way to the police office I kept thinking, how could the waste become that color?

Then a day later I hear that my boat is on fire. On fire! I couldn’t believe it. Later on I hear it was only my son who got drunk and sput a lit cigarette that hit a fire work box. I was so mad at him. This is really bad because I just paid 10 grand to get it back in business. That Underwood must have done something to make sure my boat sank or make the waste a certain color. I hear he got so mad when he heard my boat was back in business he punched out 3 doors in his house. One thing is for sure correct, that underwood is crazy.